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Today's thought is: 020714
Attitude is everything!

Today will be what we make it. Regardless of the weather, the kinds of
work to be done, the personalities crossing our paths, we'll feel joy
Attitude is and peace if that is our choice.

Agonizing over circumstances that aren't to our liking or dwelling on
our failure to control other people, whether friends or foes, has robbed
us of the happiness that is always ours to experience. Depression,
anger, fear, and frustration shadowed our steps because we didn't take
control of the only thing that's ever been in our control absolutely -

It's so easy to blame others for every wrinkle in our lives. But as we
grow accustomed to the idea of taking full responsibility for how we
think and feel, we'll be empowered. No longer will our sense of self
feel diminished. And, as Abraham Lincoln is credited with saying, we
will be just as happy as we make up our minds to be.

Nobody can mess with my attitude but me!
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Today's meditation comes from the book
A Life of My Own by Karen Casey copyright 1993
available through our online bookstore at:


Now my wife just left and the well went dry,
and my horse is sick and about to die.
Then my still blew up and the barn burned down,
and the road washed out on the way to town.

Then my dog got rabies and bit the cat,
and they both died soon after that.
Now I lost my specs and my pipe-stem broke,
so I can't even sit and read and smoke.

Then a tree fell on the chicken shed,
and most of the hens got smashed plumb dead.
Then a chimney fire took half of a wall,
and this old shack is about to fall.

Then I caught my heel on an old dead vine,
and sat smack dab on a porcupine.
Then a beaver dam broke and my bridge washed out,
and my watch stopped working and I've got the gout.

And the bank foreclosed so I've lost my place,
and my cow disappeared without a trace.
They cut off my credit at the grocery store,
and I lost my job and a whole lot more.

I must have been hexed by a triple curse,
as things keep going from bad to worse.
And now fate has hit me a last dirty crack,
to top off the worst - my wife's coming back!


A lady went to a pet shop.

"I'd like to buy two yellow canaries," she told the owner.

"We don't have any canaries, but we have these," the owner said, as he
showed the lady some pale green parakeets.

"That's not what I'm looking for," the lady stated.

But the pet store owner refused to give up. He said, "Just think of them as
yellow canaries that aren't quite ripe yet."

Product Warnings

"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a
bottle of shampoo for dogs.

"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging

"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public
sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a
pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric
rotary tool.

"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.

"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that
keeps the sun off the dashboard.

"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy
helmet used as a container for popcorn.

"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace

"Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.

"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.

"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set
called "Popcorn Rock."

"Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.

"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.

"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card
for a 1 year old.

"Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.

"Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.

"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

"Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

"For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

"For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

"Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a
motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the
forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the
water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.

"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause
injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects),
which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.

"Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh
grapes in Australia.

"Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.

"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.

"Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On
the label of a bottled drink.

"Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.

"Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of
rat poison.

"Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

"Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing
windshield fluid.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable

"Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose
powder, used to make gels.

"Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.

"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

"Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough

"For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.

"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized
Superman costume.

"This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside
access door.

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will
be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

"Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol
PMS relief tablets.

"Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.

"Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.

"Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter.

"Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." -- On the label for a cheap
rubber ball toy.

"Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.

"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.

"Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty." --
A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the
presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and
destroy a regular frying pan.

"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a
Swedish chainsaw.

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." --
From a manual for an SGI computer.

"Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.

"Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the
styrofoam packing.

"Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides
of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume
were handholds.

"Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of
sleeping pills.

"Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel
of a .22 calibre rifle.

"Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an
electric thermometer.

"Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain
saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.

"Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch
inflatable picture frame.

"Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets.

"Please remove before driving." -- On the back of a cardboard windshield
(for keeping the car from getting too hot when parked).

"Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.

"Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.

"For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack.

"Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the
packaging for a wristwatch.


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The fourth-grade class was studying the
development of the auto industry. The
teacher had emphasized the role played
by Henry Ford, whose assembly lines
decreased production costs.

At the end of the unit, she gave a test
including the question: "What did Henry
Ford invent that made buying a car more

One of the brightest students in the class
wrote: "0% financing."

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Working as a secretary at an international airport, my sister had an
office adjacent to where security temporarily holds suspects.

One day security officers were questioning a man when they were
suddenly called away on another emergency. To the horror of my sister
and her colleagues, the man was left alone in the unlocked room. After
a few minutes, the door opened, and he began to walk out. Summoning up
her courage, one of the secretaries barked, "Get back in there, and
don't come out until you're told!"

The man scuttled back inside and slammed the door. When the security
people returned, the woman reported what had happened.

Without a word, an officer walked into the room and released one very
frightened telephone repairman.

The South African version of Sesame Street is to introduce an
HIV-positive puppet.

The character hasn't been named or designed yet.

But the puppet is expected to be a 5-year-old female "monster Muppet"
like Grover or Elmo.

The show's bosses are considering whether to include the new character
in the US version of the show.

Joel Schneider, vice president of Sesame Workshop, which is based in
New York, said the new puppet will make her debut during the autumn.

Speaking at the 14th International AIDS Conference in Barcelona,
Schneider said: "We know that she'll be lively, alert, friendly,
outgoing and HIV-positive. She'll be healthy, not sickly."

The aim is to help "de-stigmatise" the virus among viewers of the
programme, reports the Washington Post.

"We want to show children that it's okay to touch an HIV-positive
person, okay to hug, that a person can still be a constructive part of
the community."

The story about how the character contracted HIV is still under
discussion, but it's likely to involve a story line about a blood
transfusion or transmission through childbirth, Schneider said.

Marriage A Husband's Viewpoint

1. Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (A life sentence !!!)

2. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over
the strings are attached.

3. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Marriage is an institution.
Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

4. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's
Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

5. Marriage requires a man to prepare 5 types of "RINGS":
a) The Engagement Ring
b) The Wedding Ring
c) The SuffeRing
d) The EnduRing
e) The TortuRing

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A would-be robber in New Mexico was left rattling a bank's doors when
he turned up 40 minutes after it closed.

Gallup police believe the man was armed with a gun when he turned up
at the city's First Bank.

He was wearing a mask and a long coat with the hood up which officers
say is unusual during the summer.

Staff at the bank spotted the man at the door but contacted police
instead of letting him in. He then ran off.

Lieutenant John Allen says the man may be behind a spate of bank
robberies in the area.

He told Ananova: "He was wearing a mask and trench coat type jacket
which is out of season here."


Corporate Personality Test

It's only 10 simple questions, so grab a pencil and paper,
keeping track of your your letter answers.

Ready? Begin:

1. When do you feel your best?
(a) in the morning
(b) during the afternoon & early evening
(c) late at night

2. You usually walk...
(a) fairly fast, with long steps.
(b) fairly fast, with short, quick steps.
(c) less fast head up, looking the world in the face.
(d) less fast, head down.
(e) very slowly.

3. When talking to people you...
(a) stand with your arms folded?
(b) have your hands clasped?
(c) have one or both your hands on your hips?
(d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking?
(e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair?

4. When relaxing, you sit with...
(a) your knees bent with your legs neatly side by side.
(b) your legs crossed.
(c) your legs stretched out or straight.
(d) one leg curled under you.

5. When something really amuses you, you respond with...
(a) a big, appreciative laugh.
(b) a laugh, but not a loud one.
(c) a quiet chuckle.
(d) a sheepish smile.

6. When you go to a party or social gathering you...

(a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you.
(b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know.
(c) make the quietest entrance, trying to stay unnoticed

7. You're working very hard ,concentrating hard, and you're
interrupted. Do you..

(a) welcome the break?
(b) feel extremely irritated?
(c) vary between these two extremes?

8. Which of the following colors do you like most?

(a) red or orange
(b) black
(c) yellow or light blue
(d) green
(e) dark blue or purple
(f) white
(g) brown or gray

9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments
before going to sleep, you lie...

(a) stretched out on your back.
(b) stretched out face down on your stomach.
(c) on your side, slightly curled.
(d) with your head on one arm.
(e) with your head under the covers.

10. You often dream that you are...
(a) falling.
(b) fighting or struggling.
(c) searching for something or somebody.
(d) flying or floating.
(e) you usually have dreamless sleep.
(f) your dreams are always pleasant.

Now, assign yourself points for each of your answers, and write
down the total:

1. (a) 2
(b) 4
(c) 6

2. (a) 6
(b) 4
(c) 7
(d) 2
(e) 1

3. (a) 4
(b) 2
(c) 5
(d) 7
(e) 6

4. (a) 4
(b) 6
(c) 2
(d) 1

5. (a) 6
(b) 4
(c) 3
(d) 5
(e) 2

6. (a) 6
(b) 4
(c) 2

7. (a) 6
(b) 2
(c) 4

8. (a) 6
(b) 7
(c) 5
(d) 4
(e) 3
(f) 2
(g) 1

9. (a) 7
(b) 6
(c) 4
(d) 2
(e) 1

10. (a) 4
(b) 2
(c) 3
(d) 5
(e) 6
(f) 1

Now add up the total number of points you received for your


Others see you as someone they should "handle with care" You're
seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant. Others may
admire you, wishing they could be more like you, but don't always
trust you, hesitating to become too deeply involved with you.

51 TO 60 POINTS:

Others see you as an exciting, highly volatile, rather impulsive
personality; a natural leader, who's quick to make decisions,
though not always the right ones. They see you as bold and
adventuresome, someone who will try anything once; someone who
takes chances and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your
company because of the excitement you radiate.

41 TO 50 POINTS:

Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing,practical, and
always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of
attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to
their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and
understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them

31 TO 40 POINTS:

Others see you as sensible, cautious, careful & practical. They
see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but modest... Not a
person who makes friends too quickly or easily, but someone who's
extremely loyal to friends you do make and who expect the same
loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you realize it
takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but equally that
it takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is ever

21 TO 30 POINTS:

Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as
very cautious, extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder.
It'd really surprise them if You ever did something impulsively
or on the spur of the moment, expecting you to examine
everything carefully from every angle and then, usually decide
against it. They think this reaction is caused partly by your
careful nature.


People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive,someone who
needs looking after, who always wants someone else to make the
decisions & who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or
anything. They see you as a worrier who always sees problems
that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only those
who know you well know that you aren't.

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE - Monday, July 15, 2002

(Mar. 21- April 20)
A few good ideas from a good friend who has been keeping an
eye on your project, or home based business, may be just
exactly what you have been looking for. You are very lucky
today in dealings with chance.

(Apr. 21- may 21)
An unexpected guest shows up out of the blue and you find
yourself pressed for time and space but you do not let
this daunt you as you make room for one more. A stranger
gives you an important clue to a problem you have been

(May 22-June 21)
Take time to smell the roses, don't let the fast pace of
the day cause you to miss out on the nice little things.
Take a walk outside, something unexpected and good will

( June 22-July 22)
Dealings with the public is favored today as your charisma
is showing, and you will have a greater response to your
ideas than you have had in the past. Also, anything
romance related will turn out positive today.

(July 23-Aug 22)
Do not take everything you hear today as literal truth,
pretend you are from, as there is a good chance of
deception in your affairs now. This is also not a good
day to lend money as you may never see it again.

(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
This appears to be your day for inspiration, creativity,
and even contracts as your ability to express yourself
is at its optimum today. If you are into art this is a
day to spend doing it if possible.

(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
This is not a good day at all for gambling pursuits as
there could be losses in risk taking for you. Domestic
activity should be of great interest to you tonight as
your lover has some nice news for you.

(Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Daydreaming at work is not recommended today as this
could possibly cause you to have an accident if you
work around any type of machinery by becoming absent
minded at the wrong time. But, a good day to be
creative since your imagination is strong.

(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
A domestic dispute has the wheels turning but you act in
a practical manner in making up. Express the love and not
the mind if you hope to win this one. A raise or bonus
could be yours today.

(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
This is a good day to take financial risks, as everything
holds the possibility of gain today when it comes to money.
Don't take chances where your love life is concerned.

(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
A good move at work puts you on top. Someone you know is
about to make a big mistake, but you must look for it in
order to see what it is, and help prevent it from happen-

(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
One of those rare days when you can call your life and
your time your own and everything seems to click into
place for you. Go out and buy a lottery ticket or some-
thing like that.

These interpretations are based on the aspects and positions of
the planets in relation to each Sun-sign. They are intended to
indicate the general mood and issues of the day as you experience
them. Be creative in applying your forecast to the actual
circumstances of your life.      ---

By Michael Thiessen - Professional Astrologer, Astrology Online

Things to remember if you get reincarnated as a dog

1. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

2. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when
I'm lying under the coffee table.

3. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind
the sofa or under the bed.

4. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before
entering the house.

5. I will not eat the cats' food, before they eat it
or after they throw it up.

6. I will stop trying to find the few remaining
pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about
to get sick.

7. I will not throw up in the car.

8. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs,
etc. just because I like the way they smell.

9. "Kitty box crunchies", although they are tastie,
are not food.

10. I will not eat any more Kleenex or napkins and
then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.

11. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

12. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not
tell them.

13. I will not chew crayons or pens,especially not
the red ones, or my people will think I am

14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the
window rolled down when it's raining outside.

15. We do not have a doorbell.  I will not bark each
time I hear one on TV.

16. I will not steal my mom's underwear and dance
all over the backyard with it.

17. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are mom &
dad's laps.

18. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

19. I will not bite the officer's hand when he
reaches in  for dad's driver's license and car

20. I will not play tug-of-war with dad's underwear
when he's on the toilet.

21. I will not eat mint flavored dental floss out of
the bathroom garbage, because I don't want to have
a string hanging out of my butt.

22. I will not play "roll around in the dirt" after
just getting a bath.

23. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an
acceptable way of saying hello.

24. I will not hump on any person's leg just because
I thought it was the right thing to do.

25. I will not fart in my owners face while sleeping
on the pillow next to their head.

26. I will not come in from outside and immediately
drag my butt across the carpet.

27. The toilet bowl is not a never ending water
supply and, just because the water is blue, it
doesn't mean it is cleaner.

28. I will not sit in the middle of the living room
and lick my crotch when company is over.

29. Suddenly turning around and smelling my butt
makes people put me outside.

30. The cat is not a squeaky toy so when I play with
him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

The Bizarre Death
At an annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science,
AAFS president, Dr. Don Harper Mills, astounded his
audience with the legal complications of a bizarre
death. Here is the story:
On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the
body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from
a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped
from the top of a ten story building intending to
commit suicide. He left a note to that effect
indicating his despondency.
As he fell past the ninth floor his life was
interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a
window which killed him instantly. Neither the
shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net
had been installed just below at the eighth floor
level to protect some building workers and that
Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his
suicide the way he had planned.
"Ordinarily," Dr. Mills continued, "A person who sets
out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even
though the mechanism might not be what he intended,
is still defined as committing suicide."
That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death,
but probably would not have been successful because
of the safety net, caused the medical examiner to
feel that he had a homicide on his hands.
The room on the ninth floor whence the shotgun blast
emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife.
They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening
her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when
he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife
and the pellets went through the window striking
Mister Opus.
When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject
B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of
subject B.
When confronted with the murder charge the old man
and his wife were both adamant. They both said they
thought the shotgun was unloaded. The old man said
it was his long standing habit to threaten his wife
with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to
murder her. Therefore, the killing of Mr. Opus
appeared to be an accident; that is, the gun had
been accidentally loaded.
The continuing investigation turned up a witness who
saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about
six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired
that the old lady had cut off her son's financial
support and the son, knowing the propensity of his
father to use the shotgun, threateningly loaded the
gun with the  expectation that his father would shoot
his mother.
The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the
son for the death of Ronald Opus.
Now comes the exquisite twist. Further investigation
revealed that the son was in fact Ronald Opus. He had
become increasingly despondent over the failure of
his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led
him to jump off the ten story building on March 23rd,
only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through
the ninth story window.
The son had actually murdered himself so the medical
examiner closed the case as a suicide.

Three cellmates in a Cuban jail compared notes. "I was
jailed for coming to work late." mourned the first. "They
said I was trying to upset the productivity quota."

"Me?  I came to work early." said the second. "They
said this proved I was a Capitalist spy."

"And I am here for always getting to work on time." added
the third. "They said this proved I had an American watch."

Read each sentence slowly and think about it.
Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.
Don't cry over anyone who won't cry over you.
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
You can only go as far as you push.
Actions speak louder than words.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
Don't let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff.
Life's short.  If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it.
A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE.
Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it.
BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us.
When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there.
Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know they are always there.
Don't frown.  You never know who is falling in love with your smile.
What do you do when the only person who can make you stop crying is the person who made you cry?
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them.
Everything is okay in the end.  If it's not okay, then it's not the end.
Most people walk in and out of your life, but only friends leave footprints in your heart.

The Preacher ~
There was a Preacher whose wife was expecting a baby. The Preacher went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
After five or six children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's pay. There was much yelling and bickering about how much the preacher's additional children were costing the church.
Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the crowd and said... "HAVING CHILDREN IS AN ACT OF GOD!" In the back of the room, a little old man stood up!!!

& now your at the end of the letter, I hope that you enjoyed

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thanks, David 1