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Now its time for the show to start & I think we'll start now!!!!





The plane was only half-full. When an attractive young woman asked if the
seat next
to mine was free, my male ego soared. Soon we were chatting pleasantly, and
she told
me it was her first flight.
"Mom said to sit next to someone I thought I could trust," she confessed
nervously.
"And you look just like my dad."

NOW that feeling I remember, David 1


A M E N



US Olympic skier Picabo Street has made a substantial donation to a
hospital in her home town. Apparently, her father received life saving
intensive care there after a severe heart attack last year. A hospital
spokesperson said: "We are ve ry pleased that Ms. Street has chosen to
remember our hospital in this manner. Based on the size of Picabo's
donation, we will completely refurbish the intensive care unit of the
hospital where her father was treated. In honor of Ms. Street's donation,
the hospital will now call the unit...Picabo I.C.U.


Hey Susan,
Ya need that sign !



Ship Chips
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The first mate on a ship decided to celebrate an occasion with a "little"
stowed away rum. Unfortnately he got drunk and was still drunk the next
morning. The captain saw him drunk and when the first mate was sober,
showed him the following entry in the ship's log: "The first mate was drunk
today."
"Captain please don't let that stay in the log", the mate said. "This could
add months or years to my becoming a captain myself."
"Is it true?" asked the captain, already knowing the answer.
"Yes, its true" the mate said. "Then if it is true it has to go in the log.
That's the rule. If its true it goes into the log, end of discussion" said
the captain sternly.
Weeks later, it was the first mate's turn to make the log entries. The
first mate wrote: "The ship seems in good shape. The captain was sober
today."





It was Palm Sunday and Sue's five year old son had to stay home from
 church, with a neighbor, because of strep throat.

 When the family returned home carrying palm branches, he asked what they
 were for.

 His mother explained, "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked
 by."

 "Wouldn't you know it," the boy said, "The one Sunday I don't go, Jesus
 shows up!"





The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped
giving milk. The people did some research
and found they could buy a cow up in Texas for $200.00.

They bought the cow from Texas and the cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all of the time,
and the people were pleased and very
happy. They decided to acquire
a bull to mate with the cow and
produce more cows like it.
They would never have to worry about their
milk supply again.


They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their
beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close
to the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried,
the cow would move away from the
bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset and
decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening.

"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
When he approaches her
from the front, she backs off.
An approach from the side and she
walks away to the other side."

The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked,
"Did you buy this cow in Texas?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had
never mentioned where they bought the cow.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.
"How did you know we got the cow in Texas?"

The Vet replied with a distant look
in his eye,  "My wife is from Texas"





The only cow in a small town in Arkansas stopped
giving milk. The people did some research
and found they could buy a cow up in Texas for $200.00.

They bought the cow from Texas and the cow was wonderful.
It produced lots of milk all of the time,
and the people were pleased and very
happy. They decided to acquire
a bull to mate with the cow and
produce more cows like it.
They would never have to worry about their
milk supply again.


They bought a bull and put it in the pasture with their
beloved cow. However, whenever the bull came close
to the cow, the cow would move away.
No matter what approach the bull tried,
the cow would move away from the
bull and he could not succeed in his quest.
The people were very upset and
decided to ask the Vet, who was very wise, what to do.
They told the Vet what was happening.

"Whenever the bull approaches our cow, she moves away.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
When he approaches her
from the front, she backs off.
An approach from the side and she
walks away to the other side."

The Vet thinks about this for a minute and asked,
"Did you buy this cow in Texas?"

The people were dumbfounded, since they had
never mentioned where they bought the cow.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said.
"How did you know we got the cow in Texas?"

The Vet replied with a distant look
in his eye,  "My wife is from Texas"


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I did, I DID, I did



When I attended a convention once of oil men, the first speaker was from
Texas.  He rambled on about crap for a good half hour and then introduced
the next gent, who happened to be from Oklahoma.

The Texas man said, "Oklahoma, an outlying province of
Texas."

The second speaker said, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, but, just to set the record
straight, there ain't NO state that can out-lie Texas."





Decker Truck Lines hiring drivers from defunct Umthun

When Umthun Trucking closed its doors March 1, Decker Truck Lines began serving the defunct trucking company's former customers at Umthun's request. Decker took its agreement one step further by hiring most of Umthun's drivers.

In a press release, Decker President Donald L. Decker said he expects a very large percentage of Umthun's estimated 300 drivers to join Decker. He added that the two companies have been providing similar services for "many decades and it is a natural fit to expand Decker's workforce with Umthun's employees, drivers and owner-operators."

On The Web - -

http://www.landlinemag.com/todays_news/Daily/March02/032202.htm



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thanks, David 1