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Martie and Angel are flying to Australia for a two-week 
vacation to celebrate their 50th anniversary. 
Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, 
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm afraid I have some very bad news... 
Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an 
emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us 
and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are 
that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island 
for the rest of our lives!" 
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands 
safely on the island. 


An hour later Martie turns to his wife and asks, 
"Angel, did we pay our VISA and MasterCard bills yet?" 

"No, sweetheart," she responds. 


Martie, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, 
"Angel, did we pay our American Express card yet?" 


"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing Angel. Did you remember to send the 
estimated earnings check to the IRS this quarter?" he asks. 


"Oh, forgive me, Abe," begged Esther. 
"I didn't send that one, either." 
Martie grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years. 


Angel pulls away and asks him, "What was that for?" Martie answers, "They'll find us!"