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The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, ''You had a good
idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It
worked like a charm. The front of the church always fill first now.''
 
The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, ''And you told me
adding a little more beat to the music would bring young people back to
church,so I supported you when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel
choir. Now our services are consistently packed to the balcony.''
 
 
 
''Thank you, Father,'' answered the young priest. ''I am pleased that you
are open to the new ideas of youth.''
 
''All of these ideas have been well and good,'' said the elderly priest,
''But I'm afraid you've gone too far with the drive-thru confessional.''
 
''But, Father,'' protested the young priest, ''my confessions and the
donations have nearly doubled since I began that!''
 
''Yes,'' replied the elderly priest, ''and I appreciate that. But the
flashing neon sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell' cannot stay on the church
roof!