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This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
 
Woman
 
In a brand new Cadillac
 
Doing 65 mph
 
 
With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror
 
Putting on her eyeliner.
 
I looked away
 
For a couple seconds...
 
to continue shaving
 
And when I looked back she was
 
Halfway over in my lane,
 
Still working on that makeup.
 
 As a man, I don't scare easily.
 
But she scared me so much;
I had to put on my seat belt
 
and I dropped My electric shaver
 
Which knocked The donut
Out of my other hand.
 
In all The confusion of trying
To straighten out the car
 
Using my knees against
The steering wheel,
 
It knocked
My Cell Phone
 
Away from my ear
 
Which fell
Into the coffee
 
Between my legs!
 
Splashed,
 
And burned
 
Big Jim and the Twins,
 
Ruined the damn phone,
 
Soaked my trousers,
 
And disconnected an
Important call.
 
Darn women drivers!