"I'm doing some research for Vaseline.
Have you ever used the product?"
'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
'And if you don't mind me asking,
what do you use it for?'
'We use it for sex.'
The researcher was a little taken back.
'Usually people lie to me and say that they use it
on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge.
But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex.
I admire you for your honesty.
Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly
how you use it for sex?'
The woman says,
'I don't mind telling you at all...
my husband and I put it on the door knob so the kids can't open the door!'
And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke...!!!!
I don't send dirty jokes. Not at all. Absolutely.