Things I Learned Living in the South

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THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH

A possum is a flat animal that 
sleeps in the middle of the road.

There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998

of them live in the South.

There are 10,000 types of spiders.

All 10,000 of them live in the South,

plus a couple no one's seen before.

If it grows, it'll stick ya.
If it crawls, it'll bite cha.

Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart,
it is a buggy!

Jawl-P? means, Did you all go
to the bathroom?

People actually grow, eat
and like okra.

Fixinto is one word. It means
I'm going to do something.

There is no such thing as lunch.

There is only dinner and then

there's supper.

Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and

you start drinking it when you're two.

We do like a little tea with our sugar.
It is referred to as the Wine of the South.

Backwards and forwards means I know

everything about you.

The word jeet is actually a question

meaning,'Did you eat?'

You don't have to wear a watch, because

it doesn't matter what time it is, you work

until you're done or it's too dark to see.

You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.

Y’all is singular. All Y’all is plural.

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect, or animal.

You carry jumper cables in your car –

for your OWN car.

You only own five spices: salt, pepper,

mustard, Tabasco and ketchup.

The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages forlocal high school sports, the motor sports, and gossip.

Everyone you meet is a Honey, Sugar,

Miss(first name) or Mr.(first name)

You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.

You know what a hissy fit is..

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

We don't need no dang
Driver's Ed. If our mama says
we can drive, we can drive!!!

You understand these jokes and forward

them to your Southern friends and those

who just wish they were from the SOUTH.

AND one more:

Why did the chicken cross the road?  To show that stupid possum that it CAN be done!





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