British SAS squad and an American Marines squad are together in the
middle of a city. The commanding officers of each group are discussing
the merits of SAS vs Marines: these officers have reputations for being
the strongest, toughest and most feared men in the whole of the armed
The American squad leader turns to the British officer and says, "My Marines are so much braver than your SAS."
"I doubt that very much," says the SAS officer.
"They are much braver," says the American. "Watch this."
American squad leader turns to one of his Marines and shouts,
"SERGEANT!! Climb to the very top of that building and jump off."
YES SIR," shouts the sergeant. The sergeant runs inside the building,
runs to top and without a second's thought, jumps off the top of the
building and smashes into the ground. He survives but is very badly
injured and gets taken away on a stretcher. The American leader turns to
the SAS officer and says, "Now that's bravery."
Well watch this," says the British officer. He turns to his men and
bellows at the top of his voice, "YOU, PRIVATE, CLIMB TO THE TOP OF THAT
BUILDING AND JUMP OFF."
The private looks at the officer and says, "Sir, GO SCREW YOURSELF, Sir."
The Officer turns around to the American and says,
"You see? THAT'S bravery."