Joke Today: The Aging Contest
Three older gentlemen sat down at the park for a conversation.
"There's no worse age than 60," says the youngest,
"I always feel like I have to pee, and most of the time you try and
try and nothing comes out!"
"That's nothing," said a 70 year old, "70 is a much worse age.
You can't even do your business anymore. You take laxatives then
sit on the toilet for hours waiting for something to come out!"
"Actually," said the oldest one, "80 is the worst age of all!"
"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60 year old.
"Not really. I pee every morning like clockwork at 6:00am."
"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70 year old.
"Not at all, I do my business every day promptly at 6:30am."
The 60 year old looked at him funny.
"Let me get this straight, you pee at 6am and
you crap at 6:30am? So what's the problem?"
"I don't get up until 7:00!"
IS THAT YOU?