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TO-DAY, I THOUGHT
OF MAKING YOU LAUGH

 At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking 
for a  new one to hire. 

 A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. 
 The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. 

 He gave him a glass to drink. 
 The drunk tried it and said: 
'It's a Muscat , three years old, grown on a north slope, matured 
in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.' 
 "That's correct", said the boss. 

 Another glass.... 
 This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, 
 matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results' 
 "Correct." 

 A third glass... 
 "It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne , high grade and 
exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly.  

 The director was astonished. 
 He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something. 
 She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine. 

 The alcoholic tried it. 
 "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and
 if I don't get the  job I'll name the father."

NOW YOU DECIDE, WHETHER
HE GOT THE JOB OR NOT




I received this from Zehera Kassam, all I have on her is an email Addy so I'm not linking that. BUT if you can find one of her groups, She has some really great stuff!!! I use a lot of it & she also sends to 6-Pics.