TO-DAY, I THOUGHT
OF MAKING YOU LAUGH
At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking
for a new one to hire.
A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position.
The director of the winery wondered how to send him away.
He gave him a glass to drink.
The drunk tried it and said:
'It's a Muscat , three years old, grown on a north slope, matured
in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.'
"That's correct", said the boss.
This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels,
matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results'
A third glass...
"It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne , high grade and
exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly.
The director was astonished.
He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.
She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
The alcoholic tried it.
"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and
if I don't get the job I'll name the father."
NOW YOU DECIDE, WHETHER
HE GOT THE JOB OR NOT
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