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Ok, so in all fairness to blondes..here are a couple of brunette (which i am..well gray too)  jokes :  )
 
 

What's a brunette's mating call?

"Has the blonde left yet?"

What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?

No one else wants it.

Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?

So brunettes can remember them.

What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

Invisible.

 
 

 

You cannot trick a blonde....






 
 
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but,   I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.   I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy' then   he would tell me to take a few days off.   So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises.   My blonde co-worker asked me what I was doing.   I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb   so the Boss might think I was 'Crazy' and give me a few days off.   A few minutes later the Boss came into the office   and asked, 'What in the name of goodness are you doing?'    I told him I was a light bulb.    He said, 'You are clearly stressed out.'   Go home and recuperate for a couple of days.'   I jumped down and walked out of the office...   When my blonde co-worker followed me,   the Boss asked her, '..And where do you think you're going?!'   
 (You're gonna love this ....ouch)    
 
 
 
 
She said, 'I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark .'   








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