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- If it was going to be easy, 
it never would have started with something 
called labour!

- Shouting to make your children obey is like
 using the horn to steer your car,
 and you get about the same results.

- The smartest advice on raising children is
 to enjoy them while they are still on your side.

- Avenge yourself -- 
live long enough to be a problem to your children.

- The best way to keep kids at home is 
to give it a loving atmosphere ~~ 
and hide the keys to the car.

- Parents: People who bare infants,
 bore teenagers, and board newly weds.

- The joy of motherhood: 
What a woman experiences when all the
 children are finally in bed.

- Life's golden age is when the kids are
 too old to need babysitters and too young
 to borrow the family car.

- Any child can tell you that the sole 
purpose of a middle name is so he can tell 
when he's really in trouble.