His horse had already died of thirst.
He's crawling along the dusty ground, certain that
he has breathed his last breath,
when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of
the ground several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object,
pulls it out of the ground and discovers
what looks to be an old briefcase.
He opens it and out pops a genie.
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and
decides that the genie is right.
'OK! I wish I were along-side a lush spring with
plenty of food and drink.'
The cowboy finds himself beside the most beautiful
spring he has ever seen, and he's surrounded with
jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.
'OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish.'
'My second wish is that I was rich ....
beyond my wildest dreams.'
The cowboy finds himself surrounded by treasure chests
filled with rare gold coins and precious gems.
'OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish.
Better make it a good one!'
After thinking for a few minutes, the cowboy says,
'I wish that no matter where I go,
beautiful women will want and need me.'
He was turned into a tampon.