If YOU advise them, they think YOU are dominating;
If YOU don't, YOU are not doing anything!
If they call,they are missing YOU;
If YOU call, YOU are disturbing them!
If they ask YOU anything, its their right;
If YOU ask them,YOU are interfering!
If they care, they luv YOU;
If YOU care, YOU are possessive
hats off to all women who handle them every day!!!!!!
Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some male bashing (For a change).
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies
A: Puppies grow up
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first
A: Who cares Just throw them
Q: What did God say after he created man
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO
A: Dont know, haven't seen either
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women
A: Opposites attract!
Pass this on to women who need a laugh and
to men who can handle it!!!
...if we lose a pen, we can buy new one; but
if we lose a pen cap, we cannot buy it...
so love your husband, coz all Dhakkans are important
Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver.
Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say:
if I can handle this, I can handle anything!...
Living with husband is a part of living.........
but living with the same husband for years is a art of living'!!!!!!!
Cheers to all married women.