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Men!!
Men!!
Men!!
If YOU advise them, they think YOU are dominating;
If YOU don't, YOU are not doing anything!
If they call,they are missing YOU;
If YOU call, YOU are disturbing them!
If they ask YOU anything, its their right;
If YOU ask them,YOU are interfering!
If they care, they luv YOU;
If YOU care, YOU are possessive
So difficult....
hats off to all women who handle them every day!!!!!!

Enough of jokes on ladies. Now its time for some male bashing  (For a change).

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies
A: Puppies grow up 
  
 Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first 
A: Who cares Just throw them
 
Q: What did God say after he created man
A: I can do better than this! And then he  created woman!!!  
 
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO     
A: Dont know, haven't  seen either 
 
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business
 A: i) no mind ii) no business
 
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying 
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving 

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift 
A: Exchange him!! 
 
Q: Why do men like smart women
A: Opposites attract! 
 
 Pass this on to women who need a laugh and
 to men who can handle it!!!

...if we lose a pen, we can buy new one;  but 
if we lose a pen cap, we cannot buy it...
so love your husband, coz all Dhakkans are important 

Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver. 
Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: 
if I can handle this, I can handle anything!... 
 
Finally -
Living with husband is a part of living.........
but living with the same husband for years is a art of living'!!!!!!! 
Cheers to all married women.




I received this from Zehera Kassam, all I have on her is an email Addy so I'm not linking that. BUT if you can find one of her groups, She has some really great stuff!!! I use a lot of it & she also sends to 6-Pics.