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Paddy and Denny were walking along a street in London. 
Paddy looked in one of the shop windows and saw
 a sign that caught  his eye.The sign read... 
"Suits £5.00 each, 
Shirts £3.00 each, 
Trousers £4.50 per pair".
 
Paddy  said to his pal 
"Denny look at these prices! We could  buy a whole lot of
 those and when we get back to Ireland we  could 
make a fortune.  

Now... when  we go in, you stay quiet, okay? 
Let me do all da talking 'cause if they hear our accents,
 they  might think we're thicko's from Ireland and try to screw us.  
I'll put on me best English accent."
 
"Roight  y'are Paddy, I'll keep me mout shut, so I  will. 
You do all da business" said  Denny.
 
They go in and Paddy  said in a posh voice 
"Hello my good man.  I'll take 50 suits at £5.00 each, 
100 shirts at £3..00 each and 
50 pairs of trousers at £4.50 each. 
And oy’ll back up me truck ready to load 'em on, so I will."
 
The owner of the shop said quietly 
"You're from Ireland , aren't you?"
 
"Well yes" said a surprised Paddy. "What gave it away?"
 
The owner replied  "This is a  dry-cleaners."




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That is A great group Where I get a lot of my stuff from & Marie is a great Mod there!!.