A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
"What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?"
asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop.
"Lets see you do it."
The juggler gets out and starts juggling the
blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch.
"Wow," says the driver to his wife.
"I'm glad I quit drinking.
Look at the test they're giving now!"