HAVE A GOOD LAUGH

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HAVE A GOOD LAUGH  ???????



Husband:
 
Oh, come on. 
Wife:
 
Leave me alone! 
Husband:
 
It won't take long.
 
Wife:
 
I won't be able to sleep afterwards. 
Husband:
 
I can't sleep without it. 
Wife:

Why do you think of things like this in
the middle of the night? 

Husband:

Because I'm hot. 

Wife:

You get hot at the darnedest times.
 
Husband:
 
If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
 
Wife:

If you love me you'd be more considerate.
 
Husband:
 
You don't love me anymore.

Wife:

Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight. 

Husband:

Please...go on. 

Wife:

All right, I'll do it. 

Husband:
What's the matter? You need a flashlight? 
Wife:
 
I can't find it in the dark. 

Husband:

Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
 
Wife:
There! Are you satisfied? 
Husband:

Oh, yes. 
Wife:
 
Is it up far enough? 
Husband:
  
Yeah! that's good. 

Wife:
 
Right!  Now go to sleep
. 
And the next time you want the bloody
window open, do it yourself.




Now, what were you expecting?