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This happened to an Englishman, totally drunk in

 The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he
 has been drinking.

 With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been
drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man,
 and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the
 reception and quite a few glasses of single malt thereafter.

 Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the
 Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested.

 The Englishman answers with humor, “ No sir, I do not! But while we're asking
 questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving... on the other side???”