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This story, certainly proves what we
have been told all of our life:
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going
argument about who was better on the
computer. They had been going at it for
days, and frankly God was tired of hearing
all the bickering. 

Finally fed up, God said, 
have had enough. I am going to  set up
a test that will run for two hours, and
from those results, I will judge who does
the better job.' 

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the
keyboards and typed away. 

They moused. 
They faxed. 
They e-mailed. 
They e-mailed with attachments. 
They downloaded. 
They did spreadsheets! 
They wrote reports. 
They created labels and cards. 
They created charts and graphs. 
They did some genealogy reports . 
They did every job known to man. 
Jesus worked with heavenly
efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. 

Then, ten minutes before their time was
up, lightning suddenly flashed   across the
sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and,
of course, the power went off. 
Satan stared at his blank screen and
screamed every curse word known in
the underworld. 

Jesus just sighed. 

Finally the electricity came back on, and
each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically,
screaming: 'It's gone! It's all GONE! 
'I lost everything when the power went out!' 

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing
out all of his files from  the past two hours
of work. 

Satan observed this and became irate. 

'Wait!' he screamed. 
'That's not fair! He cheated! 
How come he has all his work
and I don't have any? 
God just shrugged and said, 

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