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There comes a time when every person must decide if they want to wait Tough times don't last. Tough people do
Be careful when you blindly follow the masses, sometimes-02,
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Everybody isn't your friend-02
Grab a plate & throw it on the ground. Okay, done. Did it break. Yes Instead of being ashamed of what you've been through, be proud of
Never stop trying. Never stop believing. Never give up. Your day Next time you fart, turn to the nearest person and say to them
The less you give a damn the happier you will be The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about
They say milk is good for your teeth. You know what else is good They've promised that dreams can come true, but forgot to mention
Time decides who you meet in life, Your heart decides who you want You can't change whats going on around you until you start changing
A lovely story with a moral.

  The Best Days of My Life 

A lovely little girl was holding two apples with both hands. 

Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile:
 “My sweetie, could you give your mum one of your two apples?  

The girl looked up at her mum for some seconds, then 
she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and 
then quickly on the other.

The mum felt the smile on her face freeze. 
She tried hard not to reveal her disappointment.
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THE LESSONS ARE AT THE END. 

SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT
 OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED
"HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"

THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, 
"NO, I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."

A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID 
"WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.

THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
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Then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples to her mum, and said: 
“Mummy, here you are. This is the sweeter one.  

No matter who you are, how experienced you are, 
and how knowledgeable you think you are, 
you must always delay your judgement. 
Give others the privilege to explain themselves. 
What you see may not be the reality. 
Never conclude for others.

PASS IT TO ALL MUMS.



THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.

THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND 
THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. 

THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.

THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD 
WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, 
"SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S ASS?"

THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, 
"NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THERE ARE A FEW LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:

1 - Never be arrogant.

2 - Don't waste ammunition.

3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.

4 - Always, always make sure you know who has the power.

5 - Don't mess with old women; they didn't get old by being stupid.
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