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My Medicine Cabinet
 
Be sure to read up on each disease and the required dosage.
 
It's taken me many months, but I have just finished building a new medicine cabinet in my kitchen. Here, take a look...
I LIKE THE LAST ONE, IT SUITS ME. 
Disease
Wine
Daily Dose
AcneMédoc, Cabernet Franc 1 glass
Anaemia Barbera, Dolcetto2 glasses
AllergiesPinot Noir 1 glass
Bronchitis Brunello, Cabernet Sauvignon2 glasses
ConstipationChardonnay 2-4 glasses
Cholesterol Dry Champagne2-4 glasses
DiabetesBeaujolais Nouveau 1-2 glasses
Diarrhoea Champagne sec1 bottle
Gerd (Acid reflux)Burgundy , Santenay Rouge 1-3 glasses
High Uric acid (Gout) Sancerre , Pouilly Fume2 glasses
HypertensionAlsace , Sancerre 4 glasses
Menopause Grenache, Syrah4 glasses
DepressionMédoc, Tempranillo 1-3 glasses
Bladder Infection Sangiovese1-3 glasses
ObesitySyrah 1 bottle
Rheumatism Malbec or Merlot1-2 glasses
Sleep Apnoea Port1 glass (4 oz)
Poor MemoryAny of the above Doesn't matter
 
Cheers!